#10
Client: Just For Men
Tragic haircut, especially for a hair care product. Plus it looks like I’m wearing lipstick. It may be just for men, but I like it too.
#9
Client: Local golf shop
Though this ad appeared in the “Style” section of the newspaper, “style” is not the first word that comes to mind. “Tool” perhaps.
#8
Client: Britches of Georgetown
Why am I wearing swim goggles and holding a pineapple and how exactly does that sell suits?
#7
Client: Digene
Here I am the poster-husband for giving my “wife” HPV. Nice.
#6
Client: Stock photo
Nobody looks good in a call center, least of all me.
#5
Client: RUS Uniforms
I just want to punch myself for ever looking like this.
#4
Client: LaserVision Centers
The glasses can’t take all the blame for making me that repulsive.
#3
Client: Circuit City
Fish-eye lens and a receding hairline… not a good combo.
#2
Client: V Magazine
Tennille can hang, but the Captain’s gotta go.
#1
Client: Stark and Legum
“My Village People audition went great!”
