Fifth Third Bank

Today I got some junk mail from the Fifth Third Bank.  Or as I like to call them, the One and Two-Thirds Bank.  Their slogan should be “We are a bank… and then some.”

They are a lot more honest than their competitor, the Three Fifths Bank.  I deposited $50 with those guys yesterday.  Today they told me I only had $30. I do not recommend the Three Fifths Bank.

 

About Steve Altes

I am iconoclastic, autodidactic, apothegmatic, and pugilistic. But most of all, I am someone who wonders what those words mean. I also write allegedly funny books, essays, speeches, and screenplays. But don't take my word for it. Google me, hombre.
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